Description

Ever since Effin Birds first appeared on social media, fans have been clamouring for a way to deliver these lavishly illustrated profane messages in the real world. Today is the day that their prayers and DMs are answered: Greetings from Effin’ Birds is a book of 100 tear-out postcards, featuring new birds and new jokes, plus 100 absolutely true* Bird Facts that will help you spot these fine avian creatures in your everyday life.

• the bewildered gander wants to talk about how fucked everything is
• the fretful scaup wants to know how long this bullshit is going to take
• the rational sheldrake is losing its fucking mind over here

. . . and 97 more!

*All 100 Bird Facts are completely untrue.